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  • Feb. 9th, 2010 at 10:08 AM
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
five straight days of walking over faux tundra in the cold just to work ridiculously hard
,I mean RIDICULOUSLY (because people with cars couldn't be bothered to come in)HARD,and of course it starts to snow on my day the fuck off



this week is the queen of faggots

culture shlock

  • Feb. 6th, 2010 at 10:55 AM
darkheart
was working yesterday and got the troll eye from a couple of redneck twenty somethings
I could hear them laughing behind my back
cracked me up though,I may look a bit faggy and lack a bowlegged male gait
but at least me and my boyfriend don't dress identical XD

julian moore can suck a big fat dick

  • Feb. 5th, 2010 at 5:57 AM
drillrichard
ok, I was binning the overstock for pharmacy today, and I made the mistake of reading one of the fitness guru twat's dite pill boxes
"how hot can you be?" or some shit like that
are you fucking serious?
YEAH SURE!!
fuck excercise
fuck a better composed and better timed diet
fuck proply taking care of yourself
take a pill and shit your slpeen
BECAUSE THATS HOW THE PRO'S DO IT

I give myself a year before I go on a spree killing anyone who looks like they watch TV regularly

I smell a sequel!!!

  • Feb. 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 PM
darkheart
okokokokok
so I am hearing about sequels for both Avatar AND District 9
all I can say is this is going to be really bad
and while I am off on a Groggy little rant here let me rip apart my
good freind transformers while we are at it

first off,Avatar
Where to start,the first movie took around TEN YEARS to come into fruition,massive massive amounts of planning and detail etc etc etc,the sculpting of a world


so of course the sequel will be in the next few years -_-

Plot wise this will most likely suck really really bad

HOW SHIT WOULD GO DOWN ACCORDING TO THE FISTS MOVIE:the ebil humans come back to pandora and carpet bomb the fuck out of it from a shallow orbit,they then procede to strip mine all the unobtanium and build drill trains to drop nuke at the earths core and jumpstart the palnewait wat
they then lay down a bit of highway just so someone can toss a bag of fast food at the last Na'vi as he sheds a tear for his planet

HOW TO MAKE THIS NOT SUCK ASS:Make it a prequel,ditch the cripple and stick with Weaver,make it a fictional documentry of the planet and it's culture,FOR FUCKS SAKE BANK OF THOSE YEARS OF PLANNING.for the sake of keeping dumb people interested toss in the military nutjob and show him getting progressivly more pissed with the fauna. Add conflict with the botanist for a better tuned story(it makes me really really sad that I am so sure this won't happen)

HOW TO MAKE IT A SPINOFF:make it an Imax mock documentary like you would see on discovery
include 3d glasses and a reefer to suppliment the experiance

WHAT WILL MOST LIKELY HAPPEN:*sigh* the corporation will come back for the minerals,perhaps the stockpile under the home tree, Jake and crew will flip shit,pray to the tree god and have it shoot a tree laser at space or something,Maybe try to assassinate Jake to break their moral.....
basicaly it's going to be stupid,and chances are what ever ground was set by the first movie will most likely be totaly defiled in order to make the second one "better"
the day after the premeire a fuckton of fans will die starship cult style from spiked koolaid
and the interent will be flooded with suicide notes blaming the sequel

WHAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE CALLED DISTRICT 10

HOW TO MAKE THIS NOT SUCK:people keep saying the prawns are going to come back for revenge,for the love of god NO,if anything I can see an aggressive rescue mission of the denizens of district 10,Try showing the unrest of both sides from as many different veiwpoints as possible, both sides uneasy and anxious for this to be over,Sweetieman is confused and in a rush to get his side of the bargain, before evrybody ships off,and before he gets taken with them,shortly before the job is done a riot breaks out,that escalates to a small geuilla style firefight between the peacekeepers of both races,casualties are taken, the grim side of things is given proper attention,and a peace treaty is signed,the prawns all board up and give a bitter farewell
earth is left wondering what the fuck just happened

WHAT WILL MOST LIKELY HAPPEN:the prawns come back guns a blazing and procede to demolish half of africa, Sweetieman bumbles around like a retard trying to save his girlfriend until he magically makes them stop killing shit,they give him black binaca and three days later he is a human again
blah blah blah,the aliens leave and earth is normal again,whopiee

LET ME JUST SKIP TRYING TO OPTIMISTIC HERE AND BE REALISITIC ABOUT TF3
there is going to be alot of sex and fart jokes
I expect about 10 minutes total of robots pissins,shitting,drooling,etc
you know
things robots don't fucking do
I expect there to be alot of pointless shit with Sam and Mikala, Most likely them trying to get married and sam either wrapping up collage, or getting a job
Uncle Phil from fresh prince will be Silverbolt (truefax)
My geuss for the plot will be Megs declaring all out war on both earth and the Autobots,
maybe they will make it oldschool and the Cons can be on the hunt for energon dispersed troughout eath by the destruction of the cube and the matrix
most likely a few new bots for both sides,no gimmicks,no Unicron,just war,
Starscream will most likely pull some actual backstabbing this time,
Bumblebee will never get his throat fix'd
(seriously wtf he TOUCHED THE FUCKING CUBE when frenzy just had to get close to is as a head and he got fixed,plus ratchet you sorry klingon/murderface looking piece of shit mechanic you had two fucking years and you couldn't fix him,lets face it Bay likes the gimmick, nothing wrong with that, but for fuck's sake cmon)
Prime will beat the piss out of stuff and be even more scary
the twins will either be a bit more toned down with the racist steriotyping or will be double niggers,Michel Bay,double niggers.
Soundwave will keep being sexy untill they get wise, and blow him out of orbit.
there will be a gay autbot that will get killed at the end, just to keep in step with
the current pattern

honestly I am lookng foward to a few minutes of visuals and the toy
line,the rest I am going to try and block out

RAGE TITS

  • Jan. 17th, 2010 at 4:55 AM
milk chese evin dorkin
dear fucking god I hate working
I hate how much of my life it takes up, I hate how much of my time it takes up,
I hate having to spend nine hours of my day focusing on impossible bullshit when i could be using it to focus more on things that actually mean something to me
I hate how my body has been wearing down from it
I hate how any bit of stress is so grotesquely magnified by being there
I hate the headaches
I hate how no matter what I do.tommorow is going to be even more difficult
I hate how no one listens to things that make sense
I hate how evryone thinks I'm who they are supposed to bitch to
I hate how when I bitch back, they call management on me
I hate management,don't tell me how important i am one second then turn around and threaten me the next
I hate how noone can give me a straight plan
I hate having work dumped on me last minute
I hate evry last bowlegged bloated sow that works there
I hate evry bucktoothed grinning yokel with an accent to comes back with an obscene load of work for me
I hate how horribly dry my hands feel
I hate how hard my heart ends up ponding when I try to rest
I hate feeling my body shaking all the time, even when it isnt
i hate being tired all the fucking time
I hate having splitting headaches for the majority of my waking hours
I hate how impossible it is to get any quiet
I hate having to stay there forthe sake of responibility
I hate having to be nice to people I despise
I really hate having to nice to people I despise
alot
I hate have this god forsaken work ethinc branded into me to the point where I have to be so dishonestly pleasent with evryone in the fuckng planet,god what I wouldnt do for an idiot a back alley and a baseball bat, I'd settle for a piece of shit car in a junkyard at this point
I just want to walk up to a random stranger and tell them to get fucked,just because I can
I'm fucking sick of having to be pleasent with evryone and getting walked over constantly
I want to hurt the next person to piss me off

on the bright side of things I actually ate without encouragement not too long ago,this is a step up from the last few days,so I geuss thats a start

a little something i'm working on

  • Dec. 19th, 2009 at 1:56 AM
darkheart
for the merperson exchange on da
it's supposed to be of a holiday theme, but so far I'm falling a bit short on that goal
i don think the implied Christmas tree in the canyon is apparent enough, and i cant think of a goo way to pull of garland,
going to add some ciliones as decorations though
any other tips or what not would be welcome


Photobucket

god that looks like fun

  • Dec. 9th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
opiumnae
what i wouldn't give to have a few sdays, some tools and a wall after seeing this

hmmm

  • Dec. 2nd, 2009 at 6:33 PM
darkheart
It has occured to me that in two of the three dreams I have had about work
iI have killed someone and tried to cover it up

you know what?

  • Dec. 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 PM
opiumnae
I'm pretty glad that FA is down
no long lists of journals, no piling of submissions,less drama
and I have actually managed to have a few decent exchanges with freinds I hardly get in contact with
I fail to see why this is such a catastrophe

hopefully sometime soon, if not this week then perhaps next week, I will be blessed with a quiet, boring uneventfull day of some sort with NOTHING to do but draw,and perhaps pepper the day with a little chitchat as well
I could go for a nice, mind numbingly uneventful day or two

hahaha oww

  • Nov. 15th, 2009 at 10:58 AM
darkheart
god I feel sore right now X_X
darkheart
ok, don't go thinking I'm posting this as demands or any of that, it just makes it easier for me to link to whoever asks, and to be able to edit it at my whim
also, If you guys are curious as to what sort of shit I waste my money on....now you know
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toys

Transformers


animated werck gar**** 25-30$
animated blackout(may not be available)
animated electrostacic soundwave 15$ tops
animated arcee (may not be available)
robot heroes scene sets wave 2(shanghai showdown and devistator) around 20$
burning the fallen (target exclusive)**** 25-30$
alternators megatron** $40
alternators optimus prime $40
beast wars optimus primal figures 20 to 60& wouldnt go overboard
beast wars megabolt megatron*** pain in the ass to get
leo convoy not sure for the japanese ver
beast wars mutants (soundwave, poison pinch) 15 to 50$
vector prime* 20-30$
tru gathering at nemesis 50+
tru masters of metalkato 30+
tru backroad brawl 30+
cybertron starscream*(voyager)20+
Transformers Universe Voyager Decepticon Heavy Load
TRANSFORMER MOVIE FINAL BATTLE JAZZ
TRANSFORMERS D-01 Classics Megatron Henkei
TRANSFORMERS MOVIE2007 CAMSHAFT
TRANSFORMERS STEALTH LOCKDOWN W/2 BONUS FIGURE
transformers animated shockwave vs bumblebee
transfromers animated sunstorm vs ratchet
Transformers Classic ULTRA MAGNUS vs SKYWARP
energon strarscream (voyager)
armada airrazor
energon cruelock
energon doomlock
classics astrotrain
energon grimlock
energon swoop
beast wars torca
Transformers Beast Wars Moon S-2******
magmatron*****
energon mirage*******
energon sharkticon
energon starscream
Transformers Titanium The Fallen ***
Transformers Universe- "Overbite With Repugnus"


target exclusives bruticus maximus***** 30
target exclusives superion******* 30
transformers the movie evac**** 25
rotf whirl** 25
beast wars magnaboss******* dunno
beastwars tripredacus** dunno
beastwars chorada 15 TO 20
beast wars deadend dunno
walmart exclusive masterpiece skywarp 60$

transformers you can generally get without disgrssion
anything starscream i dont have
anything megatron I don't have
anything soundwave I dont have
cyberton series
beast wars series (anything arthropod is good)
alternators series
g1
g2

more boglins
sea slug figurines
sea slug necklaces*
cilone figurines
general crustacean or mollusk related stuff
sealife or marsupial plushes

video games
crystal chronicles
legend of zelda, twilight princess
money card for the online store
wario ware
super metriod for the gba
metroid fusion
a ps2 that dosent suck
more peripherals
elebits

clothes
long socks and gloves
goggles

dvds
dead leaves
berzerk vol 1

random
skulls and bones
weird toys
intricate stuff


expensive crap
a new intuos
a new zune

geek fags

  • Nov. 13th, 2009 at 10:07 AM
darkheart
ebay I fucking love you

add neo big convoy and infiltraitor soundwave to my collection

it is only a matter of time before i begin stalking K mart for nebular starscream
and god help me when I find out who is getting legends devistator
i have still yet to find wave 2 of the robot heroes scene packs, wich brings forth nerd rage
one day I am going to hav to take a full collection picture........one day


this will be sad, very sad

fuck yeah party

  • Oct. 29th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
darkheart
ok I suck ass at sumerizing stuff like this buth ere goes

the little party we had last night was fun, even if it seemed not to last too long

bluworlf,fayde,and wynne came over, we watched movies,joked around, people built a blanket fort,
I manadged to find out the stuff I needed to emulate my mother's eggplant parmesan recipe and got to eat it again for the first time in a few years,Beth made some pretty awsome looking cupcakes,then after a few of the geusts had crashed, we played MarioKart with more than two people and bitched each other out constantly

It was fun :3

also, I got the first decent sleep ive have had in a bit,but now i feel greasy and grody
time for a shower

no you are doing it wrong

  • Oct. 29th, 2009 at 10:44 PM
darkheart
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Biological_classification_L_Pengo_vflip.svg

why the hell do people slap on halfhearted alterations in antomy and a dumb sounding name and call it a new species?
further more what is the goddamn point of hybridizing something if there is no actual diferance to the animal beyond the name

why the fuck is everything half dragon

why the hell is everything else half wolf


"A common definition is that of a group of organisms capable of interbreeding and producing fertile offspring of both genders, and separated from other such groups with which interbreeding does not (normally) happen."

the evolution of new species occurs as time goes on to further adapt organisims to better survive their surroundings
I fully understand the interest of  creating a unique character, or of appyling features that you find asteticly pleasing,
but for the love of god, just say its a cat girl with a longer tail, or a horse with fangs and rainbows n shit. everyone is soooo eger to slap that C next to some silly word related to their durrsona.the other irksome thing is the amount of these self fabricated species that are actually prexistannt ,if not far better done by mother nature herself, a good example? why  bother crossing an equine with a wolf just to ad fangs, when there are multible breeds of deer that actually possess fangs,furthermore does anyone pay attention to bone structure? half the time teeth are placed in a manner that does not work, granted I cheat anatomy alot, but I also know when I am doing it

and another thing
if you mix animal A and animal B it is not your "own species that you made up" it is a fucking hybrid
go ahead and thow in a few other animl It wont make it any less a hybrid, chances are you are just going to make it more ugly
also, no, you cant copywrite a hybrid,you can come up with the combintion before anyone else, but you can't own it and no one owes you shit for creating it

bottom line, if you are going to make an original character, just make one an enjoy it,go with what you like,there are plenty of original characters and races that are just fun, they dont have to make sense because they don't have to

if you are going to try come up with your own creature, then go have a talk with science before you use her terms or you make yourself look completely stupid and pathetic

Oct. 17th, 2009

  • 6:10 PM
darkheart
I just pulled out the other half of one of my bad molars

I don't know if I am relived or unnerved by this

Oct. 10th, 2009

  • 6:59 AM
opiumnae
got within 3 feet of a wild woodchuck on the walk home from work today
I hate working when it rains, i get so sluggish, plus the constant changes in air pressure and temperature arent helping

9000 hours in m paint

  • Sep. 30th, 2009 at 6:48 AM
darkheart
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2856060/#cid:21114839

yeah him again
seriously,im jealous if this guy

either he has serious talent to redo this

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Age%20of%20Mythology:%20cronos/dark_neko_photos/Age%20of%20Mythology/539599334_m.jpg
with colored pencil,ms paint, and gimp

or he has denial based superpowers

He's like if the flash rode the short bus




my hero

stop eating my brain

  • Sep. 29th, 2009 at 6:42 AM
butterhead
I was so tired when I went to bed yesterday that it made me a tad i'll, i was dizzy as hell with a headache bad egnough to make me want to puke
so I made a point of taking a nap on my 15 minute break

so I went to my hidey hole in the clothing racks where it is quiet and dark and laid down

Go figure I dreampt iI was at work :/

but there was a humongous opossum in the electrical room (about the size of a moutain lion),so I quickly seized a dry mop and tried to fend it to a door
yellingto everyone for help, though no one bothered to listen so I kept yelling and trying to poke the thing to a door In hopes that someone would open it and I could shoo the thing out
the creature was rather calm about the whole thing, alot calmer than I was,It seemed more interested in our surrounding than my harrasment
I kind of noticed too, that while the dream equivalent of the back room had similarities, it was changing every time i turned my back, as i had heared to about where my body would of been irl, I turned back towards the layaway area and called again, only to turn back and see the bins area completely open, with a strange dusty air vent high on the wall,complete with a rusty looking spinning turbine

the creature was in front of the wall staring at the turbine, as i went to try and shoo it more,it leapt up and failed to attach iself to the wall, so it tried again,when it was on the ground its arms were hairy and its clawws looked like a badgers,but on the wall its fur fell back I geuss and its arms were scaly and kind of rat or aye aye like. It climbed up to the fand and went through it, breaking several of the blades and spewing dust everywhere.

I stood there and looked at the fan for a while, not sure what I should do,there was feathers sticking out of it now and ropy bits of cloth lazily dancing in the mild breeze exiting the vent. I decied to try and get help again, but as I did they were already by the vent. in the second that my back was turned the creature had gotten itself down, its face was strangely shaped and rimmed with a fluffy beard of white fur that hid its mouth, it was pulling at several ropy strands of meat and there were more bloody feathers sticking out of it's mouth.

I kept asking everyone what it was and why they were petting it and all they would say was "it's a vulture bird"..or "bird vulture" i have no idea
maybe they meant what it was eating, for some reason there was a smaller one next to it now eating the mystery meat as well
I looked at the bigger one, it's eyes were large  and close together like an aye aye, I was transfixed by them until irl someone walked past me with their walki on and the ensuing page woke me up right at the 15 minute mark.
I went back to work feeling a bit weak and disoriented, but was able to work without strain nonetheless

a few hours later when i was working on pharmacys picks i noticed a small mark on the floor in a similar shape to the creatures hand

I cant help but wonder about this one a bit